Up early as usual, then hung around drinking tea until
Woolworths was open at 8 to buy supplies for the weekend, and more
urgently, bacon for breakfast. After that we had a fry-up and Squid
started slowly getting geared up for appearing at the Derby Races in her
official Boab Queen entrant capacity. Pete made some burgers and, after
a short food-free interval, we had burgers for lunch.
Just as Squid was fully dressed and made-up, with fascinator and sash
at the ready, she received a text: "Races Cancelled"!
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Pete with the Queen
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Boab Queen entrants, so looking
forward to making their speeches
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We decided decided to check this out: by going to the racecourse.
And indeed the races had been cancelled - due to the
overnight rain making the going too soft. However, the associated
activities namely drinking and 'two-up' were 'brought forward' and
so still went ahead.
The Boab entrants were still due to make speeches, but no-one
seemed to know when. When, suddenly, they were asked to give
speeches, no-one was really listening, as the drinking had started
in earnest. But Squid did us proud with her brief peroration!
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It was also supposed to be Mad Hatters day, but due to the fact that the
original date had been cancelled, and that many of those who had decided
to dress up had not heard that the whole event had been brought forward
due to the lack of races, there were few mad hats around. The women had
made the best efforts, the winner having a very large and realistic boab
tree on her head. Wino, a long term Derby harriet, came second with the
mad hatters tea party on her head. Almost any child with a hat got a
prize....
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The two-up ring
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Then the 'two-up started. There was a ring set out, no minors allowed
near it. The 'tosser' holds a little piece of wood holding two coins,
whilst the crowd made individual bets with another person as to whether
it will be two heads or two tails. The tail better holds both stakes,
say the two $10 notes whilst the tosser tosses the coins into the air.
If it is two of a kind the winner takes both notes. If it is heads and
tails then the coins are tossed again. very simple, but it is
banned in most Australian states except on Anzac Day, and here in the
Kimberley only at the races. It went on for hours!
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After three and a half hours of steady talking, and drinking, I was
sufficiently tired and bored to go home, leaving Squid and Pete still
standing up. About 6pm I got a call from them to collect them and drive
them to the Spinny (the Spinifex Hotel) to eat. It was full to bursting
and exceedingly loud. As the restaurant was fully booked Squid and I
slipped across the road for a kebab, Pete just stayed at the bar. As I
couldn't face yet more standing and drinking I headed back home for a
long dose of watching Wimbledon.
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